I just can't seem to get motivated today. Last night I dreamed that my friend Arby hated me so much that she made a collage out of pictures of loathsome things that reminded her of me and took it on the Oprah Winfrey show.
That kinda threw me out of my game today.
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WTF????????????????
I'm assuming I'm the "Arby" you're referring to (unless...there's...another????????....NOOOO!!!!)
You KNOW how much I adore you, Big Mama, and lust after your prose. Chalk up the weird dream to Mercury. I'm blaming everything bad this month on the mercury retrograde.
However, I DO like the fact that I was on Oprah in your dream. Please tell me that George Clooney and Terry O'Quinn were also her guests that day.
Lie if you must.
Sorry to hear you were out of your game. Missed you.
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