Saturday, January 19, 2008

I Just Can't Wait

To go to Mexico!! Oh man... I'm making a list now of all the things I'm gonna do.
1. Find and capture a chupacabra (and then name him Judas T. just for Steve-O)
2. Go on an ATV tour
3. Teach my new chupacabra, Judas, how to wail plaintively on the seashore
4. Ride horses on the beach, with or without Judas
5. Wake up in a bathtub full of ice after getting trashed and having one of my kidneys carved out and used in a black market transplant
6. Tour the Mayan ruins
7. Sic Judas on bastards who stole my kidney
8. Swim with dolphins, if I decide that this is not entirely inhumane
9. Find that punk Mexican bitch who killed that pregnant woman Marine and feed him to Judas
10. Snorkel and (possibly) find Atlantis

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