Lost is on.
If I ever meet the writers of this show I'm gonna buy them all an ice cream.
Darling Dog is either is suffering from an acute case of split personality disorder, or he has spent his spare time learning how to channel Cujo. Or maybe he's channeling Sybil. At any rate, I needed to bring in the heavy gunner today, my German mother who could make Sasquatch heel and sit for ten minutes. My mother worked on Darling Dog and his irrational fear of rakes, vacuums and ironing boards , and she also worked on me. After outfitting me in jodphurs, leathers and a riding crop, she showed me how to command obedience from that wicked creature. So, if you meet me on the street and I greet you with something like "Gerflugershteiten maksetehd die", please, understand, I am simply method acting.
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Behave you devil hound or risk the painful spoon extraction of each tooth one by one in the slowest and bloodiest manner possible. Good boy.
You have to love the German language.
Love the German language all you want, but it sounds completely wrong and evil when used to recite poetry.
Oh.....and in porn movies it sounds disturbingly violent....
...just my two cents....(or is that 'marks'?)
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