Ah Well

Delta Hotel is off for a week's worth of business in Peoria. Peoria. Sounds like a venerial disease. "Don't mess around with Bruce, he's got Peoria. I hear he's on pennicillan, but still, it's REAL catchy." Really, this is what it means. Well, that's a little American nugget. Any city that can boast having the words "fat, beast, butt and Nixon in it's official entymological definition is pretty damn special if you ask me.

Another interesting American Nugget is something I learned from TeeDubya. Do the following:

1. Go to Google

2. Type in Failure

3. Hit I'm Feeling Lucky

4. Laugh your arse off at the ironic fellow who came up with this one.

Cheers!