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Business trip = eating festival. Delta Hotel has been gone for 3 days and has eaten at 7 different restaurants. There are over 124 restaurants in Peoria. I figure he can cover a third of them if he keeps going at this rate, eating his way across Peoria like a mutant caterpillar. You know, Peoria does translate to "Place of fat beasts". Earlier on the phone he gleefully informed me that tonight would be a smorgasboard of beef. Delta Hotel is apparently in hyperphasia. Ah well. Maybe if he stuffs himself as full as a strained bratwurst he'll be forced to decide in my favor. Eat baby, eat.