What I Need For This Blog

Is a gimmick. A theme. Some kind of something I can always write about. Something not self depricating. That's why I'm not going to write about Thursday. If I wrote about Thursday, I'd have to tell you that, in one day, I wore 2 different shoes, referenced nipples in the children's department of Barnes & Noble - LOUDLY - and was informed by the bagger at Stop-N-Shop that I look like I'm expecting. None of those things are particularly flattering and I'm trying to be a positive thinker now.