SuperRob thinks perhaps not. And while maybe I should be insulted, considering I am a member of the writing group and thus a "shameless hussy", I am grateful for the distraction for two reasons.
1. I proved my embarrassing ignorance of geography in an essay I wrote and then read to my slutty writing group and the patriarch of the sluts called me on it resulting in me feeling like a big stupid slutty loser for the last two days. Now I need to enroll in a geography course so I don't prove my disgusting lack of world comprehension to the entire universe again. I guess I was just so busy thinking about sex, I couldn't focus.
2. Yesterday I was at the gas station squeezing the pump handle while it ejaculated into my big empty tank when my ARCH NEMESIS walked around the corner. As a former Marine, I should have grabbed the fire extinguisher off the wall and beaten him sensless with it. Instead I shrunk behind my car and hid till he was gone liked a scared little girl.
Anyway, those two things have been eating up my pornographic thought time. Glad SuperRob got me back on track. Now I can go back to thinking about love triangles and how I'd rather be having sex.
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Dearest Big Mama,
Your words on ejaculating gas pumps gave me the giggles...and left Ursula writhing on the floor in excitement (ever notice that "writing" is one letter short from "writhing"?)
You are WAY too hard on yourself. I may need to go over there and kick your ass...how many times do I have to tell you you're a talented writer before you believe me?
MyBackYard and I were talking about YOU, my dear, for quite some time last Tuesday.
Now get over your inferiority complex snit and do some writing about Helen. I've heard about the notecards. Now get it on some freakin' paper so I can read it and be jealous.
Omigawd. Sounds like I missed quite a session last Thursday.
Like the pic of your nemesis.
MBY
Bavaria, Shmavaria. Who cares? The idea for the story was great. If I'm not mistaken, the point of the group is to get constructive feedback in order to improve on our writing.
You got the feedback. Now it'll be better.
Ya know, for a marine, you're pretty sensitive. Here's some advice: the next time someone critiques your work, politely say thank you. Then give him (or her) a shot to the head with Paul's fire extinguisher.
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