Sunday, January 29, 2006

This Morning

If you happened to catch Face the Nation this morning, you saw GeeDubya slip in and out of lucidity. My mother pointed out the symptoms of early onset alzheimers, but I have a different theory, and it's a little scary. I don't have time to tell you about it because Desperate Housewives is coming on, but it involves harvesting bodies for alien reproduction while maintaining the facade of a fully functioning human.

But then again, could be flashbacks. OK gotta go watch the girls...

4 comments:

Idiot Cook said...

That's IT! Dubbya is the culmination of all the body parts from the pond you described in your Human Soup post...

It all makes perfect sense now...

kris said...

Ha!

Anonymous said...

Actually, I don't think he's having any moments of lucidity. I think he just keeps babbling, and voila, via the shotgun theory, eventually something that comes out of him appears to make sense.

And then Corporate America, the Republicans and some Democrats interpret it as: Locate overseas, layoff Americans, destroy the pension system, screw universal healthcare and stall hydrogen infrastructue development.

Anonymous said...

That last was me.

Rob