Yuck Cubed

My Soul-Sister emailed tonight to remind me of something. Remember the pond I wrote about the other day, you know, the one I call "Human Soup"? Well brave readers, this is what Soul-sister wrote:

A) who is your arch nemesis
and
B) Don't you remember dipping your naked butt in L's Pond one summer night????????? That's enough to give you nightmares!

YES SOUL SISTER!!! I DO REMEMBER!! And it was more than just my butt!! BLECHHHHHH!! I remember something else about that night. I was floating on my back, staring up at the constellations pretending I was Beethoven when something brushed up against my heel. It was hard (mind out of the gutter SUPERROB) and at the time I thought it was a turtle. But now I know it was rally a cadaver. OH LAW!