Saturday, October 15, 2005

FYI

In case you're wondering why it's stopped raining, it's because I am retaining so much water that I have literally sucked all the moisture out of the atmosphere. People with sump pumps, you're welcome. No gifts are neccessary, but if you insist I am partial to dark chocolate and books. Now, if someone would kindly get me a salt lick I will be on my way.

2 comments:

DawnApril said...

Take this melanie alamo you scum of the blog world

kris said...

Hmm... hormones!
Even more delightful when in conjunction with the full moon.

Dip me in chocolate and roll me in salt, the red tide be a commin'! Arrrgh!